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January 17, 2011 / iainnd

Amnesia: The Dark Descent – An Honest Review

Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Platform: PC
Release date: 8th Sept, 2010

I HATE YOU GO AWAY

Story
Oh my god oh holy shit oh fuck oh god oh shit fucking fuck cock fuck shit fucking fuck FUCK OH GOD HELP ME FUCKING SHIT. Fucking god damn son of a bitch fuck shit fuck. God fucking damn you asshole shit.
Fucking holy shit my god it’s fucking OH MY FUCKING GOD SHIT. Oh fuck. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. Oh fuck please help me. Oh god. Oh god fuck.
SHITTING FUCK. Oh my FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT.
God dammit.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK.

Gameplay
Oh Jesus oh shit make it go away oh fuck help me god fucking dammit OH GOD IT’S STILL THERE FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD FUCK. FUCK FUCK. FUCKING SHIT FUCK.
Fucking Christ I swear to god oh fuck help me who the fuck puts a monster there holy shit help me help me oh fucking please help me holy shit I’m going to fucking die here. Oh god oh shit.
Fuck you fuck you god dammit fuck this game holy SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. Oh fucking FUCK. God shitting fuck I am never fucking playing this game again FUCK YOU I AM NOT GOING IN THAT ROOM. SHIT.

This is all I see when I close my eyes.

Graphics
Oh my god oh fuck oh help me oh my god SHIT. I hate this I hate this so much oh my god I hate it I want it all to go away please someone save me oh my god. I do not trust that door and OH MY GOD HELP ME help me please oh my god help me.
There are no lights WHY ARE THERE NO LIGHTS MY LANTERN IS OUT OF OIL PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME oh my god I want a weapon why don’t I have a weapon I’d feel so much safer if I just had even a stick but oh my god it’s still there I know it’s still there but I have to go back I hate this I hate it I hate it I hate it GOD DAMMIT HELP ME.

This game will fuck you.

Overall
8/10. Please just hold me.

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  1. peter. / Aug 6 2012 10:55 am

    Yes. Perfect.

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